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Ganja Gaiden

by Laked God and Yak

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1.
The time has come, it's finally arrived Dedicated to the game I'm a slave to the rhyme Staying high and gracious floating by on this Caribbean blue dream The most serene I'm no longer a teen I don't have to be fake or create a fantasy My reality is bliss when I'm puffin' on that kush I'm crushin' all my enemies like I'm Trump with Jeb Bush Ganja Gaiden is here now, you don't have to fear Ganja Gaiden is here now, the Dankening is near
2.
Catch me at the dumpsters up behind McDonald's smokin' dank kush with my main man Ronald We working 5 days a week and we lighting up 7 so we gonna hit up that 7-11 and buy some shit for the weekend 'cause we're gonna wake and bake and not sleep in I'm tired of this shit and I'm throwin fits if I don't got it, just hook me up with that chronic motherfuckers actin like they're surprised 'cause I'm a guy who likes guys but I still like to get fried and hang out with my GOBLINS Puffin' on the OG mostly, all you bitches gotta know me The Laked God returns, the Laked God returns No greater wrath than a fag that's been spurned, the Laked God returns bitch This Ganja Gaiden's long overdue, but through the power of Kek meme magic reunion of two The Laked God and Yak right back on track, the fuckin yin and yang forget what we lack It's the heavenly comeback of Laked God and Yak We on the attack, yeah no time to hang back We deserve a plaque like haters need a smack So submit to our higher authority or get whacked Clearly on another level, dilettantes feed off us like vultures Bitches wanna know how we got to be so cultured We take rips and read Dostoyevsky, while you're coughing like a mulcher Shieeet I'm on a cloud, you can't touch me Cause your moral imperative's just a shroud to hide your vacuity I reject your fallacious casuistry, and embrace constructive ingenuity Even if I'm getting high, at least I'm not engaged in your subversive fatuity This Ganja Gaiden's long overdue, but through the power of Kek meme magic reunion of two  The Laked God and Yak right back on track, the fuckin yin and yang forget what we lack You in the hood you hear clak clak All you hear comin outta my amp is feedback We getting hot like we in the outback, we punch through like a fullback, and we sippin on that cognac
3.
I take Marxists for tours of the pacific in my choppa Physically remove ya like I'm Hoppe, pray I don't drop ya Bitch we got our goy elected, a new age shall be erected On the ruins of you faggot ass woman respecters This is that Ganja Gaiden shit, cracka you know what it is I see you actin like clowns while we be wearing the crown, bitch Catch me esoterically removing myself from the physical plane Chugging protein shakes to get them gains Cool down with my main girl Mary Jane Sputnimusicdotcom is for faggots Low T cucks get under my boot like maggots The first step into paradise is the recognition of sin But you wack ass ni🅱🅱as remain in a spiritual tailspin Sputnikmusicdotcom is for faggots Low T cucks get under my boot like maggots You know me as the Laked God right now I'm feeling baked god The herb's just come around my block last night I confess it was a mindshock There's good times and bad and I've lived 'em both, I don't blame people for not being able to help but the state of my mind sometimes goes to hell Lonely so lonely the green fills the void, but there's a reality you just can't avoid so you can't help but feeling down and getting paranoid, lonely so lonely the green fills the void Sputnikmusicdotcom is for faggots These lousy cucks get under my boot like maggots Sputnikmusicdotcom is for faggots These lousy cucks get under my boot like maggots
4.
It's a glorious Thursday what's up with you man, I'm collapsed on my floor I'm seeing purple and blue man because this world is so ugly and crazy and to see it with clarity you gotta take a cosmic trip Walkin' around jammin' Danny Brown brain's going on vacation, America's a sovereign nation and Rocket Man's got a plan, that's a suicide mission My head is always hurting the brainwave is recurring Once in a while it is my style to leave this world for 10 hours feel like I got superpowers it's the gift of the music, if you have it you must use it not my intent to abuse it The bud that I love but I'm blazing every day living life my own way I'm on that honey badger mindset, I'm a street fighter throwing red pills at the blinded We on that Olympian shit, emanating pure solar radiance Our glory has no gradient More patrician than Havey, bitch I be puffin on that Thunder Perfect Blunt When Kalki comes as Uncle A you best believe I'm on the battlefront There are two paths that the soul can take Hades or Valhalla you chthonic bastard, watchu gonna make of it Two paths in the afterlife, so you better choose right It's okay to be white
5.
Today I had sex wit a brown boy 'cause I'm so inclusive Sometimes the truth seems so elusive I'm a slave to my impulses, but I know what being woke is and I reject wholeheartedly your philosophy of hypocrisy I only seek the truth I don't claim an ideology motherfucker, I ain't nobody's sucker going 100 down the highway I'm an ice road trucker I know you want a party every day I used to want it that way back when I was 19 but I had to stop being a drama queen I ain't a part of your scene or the LGBT I can't assimilate into a hivemind mentality, it's not my personality bitch And I can't hit no switch to turn off the pain in my brain I just have to manage it with the cannabis I can handle it We that fire and ice shit That naughty and nice shit That lingering thought in the back of your mind, bitch That feeling when you know it's the end of the night, bitch Don't let the bedbugs bite We're gonna shake you awake, you groggy like a wake and bake Our swag is rarer than the reddest steak, leave you salty like shake n bake And I take one look at your sorry ass and say, "I love you. Do you love me too?" In a search for excellence, she hopped on this phallus of pestilence Goddamn I love this decadence, Laked God and I are the best at this Instinctive dissident business, just leave if you ain't with this In the land of ganja gaiden, you're just an immigrant Hey now you're an all star Get your tits out, make my cock hard Maybe one day you'll be on our level, but for now here's a postcard We be up here prayin that Trump gonna pull out his trump card I be prayyyyiiiiin on these plump ass buttttcheeeeeks You know I be prayyyyiiiiiin I'm gonna lose my mind tonight That's okay, yeah that's alright It's no different than any other day Just gotta accept that I feel this way Put on Ganja Gaiden when you don't know what to listen to Laked God And Yak gonna bring the vibes, straight from our lives, we're givin it to you
6.
You make me go crazy like a lovely lady, her face is so fine but I don't like the pussy This beat is so bloody like when they're drippin' on their period, I won't apologize 'cause I'm fast and furious Hardly bi-curious it's OK to be gay, and it's OK to smoke the weed every single day I'm tripping off into space, I'm bout to lose my place because this shit's so fire that it's melting my face we got 10 more hours let me prove to the world outside this room I got superpowers, I'm watching meteor showers lighting up my brain 'cause I'm going insane, so antifragile that I thrive on the pain I know the name of the game, it isn't money or fame I'm reaching for the cosmos and I feel no shame, I feel no shame A Turbografx beat and two grade-A rappers, Laked God and Yak finna write another chapter Any time any place yeah you know I'm gonna elevate, don't bring the hate just because you can't appreciate Any time any place you know I'm gonna elevate Virginia Woolf looks like a horse I'd respond to her with force In self defense of course Sylvia Plath isn't good I'd respect her if I could So that she could embody womanhood Women are intelligent and don't need to be mothers That's why you should travel the world like Lauren Southern Cake your face with make-up to be super traditional If she breathe she a thot, that's unconditional Girl you look like Freyja in that prairie dress You probably wanna know how much I can bench press You're definitely strong and don't want me to take the reigns You definitely don't make me wish I was gay and had AIDS Baby I've got the brawns and you've got the brains Except your brain's filled with reality TV and champagne All my gains are in vain, I'm like a slave to my vanity I'm like a male thot, more effete than Sean Hannity Every day we stray further from God I'll ride the tiger while you ride on my rod It's either play deadliest catch at a hot gay bar Or find a loyal thicc bitch, and lay her flat like a sea star We're the Kali Yuga Killaz and we're gonna elevate I can tell you're in awe by the look on your face We're the Kali Yuga Killaz and we're gonna elevate Bitch, that's our fate
7.
40 Keks 02:30
I'm in a permanent haze 'cause I'm constantly getting blazed Reality is unreal it doesn't amaze me, there's nothing you can do that can phase me All the people wanna save me from myself but I don't wanna be saved I'ma throw a powerwave at the top of my game until the rules change then I learn it again, and quickly demonstrate When it feels like there's no way out, there's a way and if you get asked "you wanna die today?" Tell 'em "fuck you" and keep on walkin', the other day I bought a quad when I went out joggin' That's how I roll in my noggin senses cloudy and foggin' Don't give a shit then watch how I spit and flip on a dime to the scene of the crime where I invented the rhyme that fuels my mind I can't believe it I can't believe this shit man If your favorite color's green then you know what I mean I roam through the forest cause it's written in my genes Verdant growth all around me, and all up in this blunt Yak's resurgent and recurrent in the leaves like a serpent, yuh And this flow runs on renewable energy Love the Earth like the Nazis, serve up celery with Zyklon B Hoes love it when Yak and Laked God stuntin' Due to sociobiology beta cucks best be frontin' Cause women want alpha genes to protect them in old age So lift some weights, develop confidence, and make a high wage 1, 2, 3, 4, pardon me I'm just counting all these commies I abhor Sinternet is gay, and God smited his chin Throw all that Chomsky in the bin, and go get butt-fucked in East Berlin
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I'm feelin' alright like I can't touch the ground, got my body movin' to the sweet sweet sound of the reggae music that's how we're groovin, stay stocked on the sensi my brain won't be losin' Back in 2014 got addicted to the green I turned to rap music becoming a fiend, I think you know what I mean, even the color of my walls is green brutha No I could never love another, haven't touched a pussy since I came out my mother, Mary Jane the only girl that I need I got a guy on hold waiting for my seed Everything all at once, that's your brain on LSD I've done it so many times I'm in a new reality Got a new lease on life God has a plan for me and thee and we'll stay stocked on the weed I'm like Lucifer Morningstar in my dreams running a dispensary Hit me up we'll roll the fattest blunt you've ever seen Laked God and Yak finna write the jams for tokin' time Once it's been heard get out the word we got the rhyme that's sublime Yeah I'm feeling alright Feeling like the alt-right might collapse tonight and that's okay You can't find the truth without metaphysics anyway If there isn't love for the absolute in your heart, than you're kinda gay tbh And I mean gay in like a "lame" kinda way Never been one to hate, except for those who seek to annihilate The natural diversity in the world, just like they killed off the Amalekites What a virtuous tribe, spawn of the iron age And I almost can't even hate their sandy plague My friend, it's not that you hate jews, it's that you hate the jew inside of you Let Krishna tell you the truth, you must poo inside the loo The loo is where you empty all your suffering, and the poo is pain itself Free yourself from the feces, and you will find new meaning Once you've heard it, let out that turd bitch Laked God and Yak gonna pull you back
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On This Vibe 03:31
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So Handsome 04:31
Keep it blazing keep it faded really wanna stay sedated this addiction God I hate it this reality I made it myself, gotta keep your issues on the shelf Clean up your room and clean up yourself before you judge me on my mental health I'm a white asshole Haiti is a shithole choke out a fucking pitbull to get what I need, that's the herb with no seed the indica that's dense that's some quality green The collie man from Chi-town fulfilling my dreams but that's just a daily need, I watched Jared Taylor debate Tariq Nasheed now I need something more than weed to keep me from going overboard on this white supremacy Ethnostate of mind but I can't guarantee that the alt-right would accept the likes of me Degenerate identity cultivated effortlessly over the years spent falling in love with men and herbal remedies Keep it going full speed before I turn it over to Yak and leave Got unfinished business in Bohemia 1403, I'm bout to kingdom come all over my jeans It's okay to have a white identity calling me racist doesn't phase me They taught you in school to hate yourself and your kind They claimed pavlovian slavery is having an open mind From the ground up, deracinate and gaslight, being white isn't alright, you made yourself into a catamite And you've got no will to fight, a rebel for the system, you ain't a vanguard you're a parasite Like the black Israelites said, DAS RITE Like all sinners they yearn for what they fear, soon all their luxury and comfort disappears When the paradigm collapses on itself, like a deer in the headlights you'll be blinded by the findings igniting your might that was slighted and blighted, they took advantage of your kindness You may find this amusing, but it's your soul you've been abusing Fallen so far into post-ironic nihilism your brain's become incapable of refusing the dopamine rush Go to Blacked.com and bust a nut for the fifth time today Embrace autogynephilia or just be gay Except Ryan Faulk and Greg Johnson are okay We've got an open mind, you can even be a quarter Japanese Hell I know a quadroon in Eugene that's twice as hardcore as me The whole is point is loving yourself and where you came from, your race isn't something to be ashamed of That's your family, bruv, nothing immoral about it Call me Jewlover9000 cause I got my more commies in my state than Sachsenhausen

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The Apotheosized Return of The Eidolon of Unified Detachment and Indelible Autarchy has arrived! Rejoice all men of upstanding moral character and women with large breasts and buttocks! Huzzah and hoorah! Yay and hooray! Woo and woohoo brethren and sistren! As the hip-hop duo of the century return with another 10 song benediction of good faith and love for all mankind FOREVER especially if y'all aren't sinternet, this gospel of Transcendental Cosmic Ganja Meditation and Supreme Virility of the Aryan Metrosexual and Anagogical Exegesis of Saint John Chrysostom's Adversus Judaeos is unleashed upon the unwashed masses, rejoice in this day of incomparable weed-stenched exultation, the birth date of the man that embodied both lightning and sun, and a celebration/reflection on the perennial, immaterial spirit that is Ganja Gaiden.

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released April 20, 2018

Laked God - lyrics, rapping, singing
Yak - beatz, lyrics, rapping, singing

Artists Sampled:
Enya
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Peste Noire
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Slowdive
Rebelution
Burzum

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Laked God and Yak Valparaiso, Indiana

LAKED GOD & YAK are two chill dudes from Valparaiso, IN and Ashland, OR. They communicate through the Internet to make dope jams and spread positive vibes and words of wisdom with their amazing rap skills.

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