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Caribbean Blue Dream
02:15
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The time has come, it's finally arrived
Dedicated to the game I'm a slave to the rhyme
Staying high and gracious floating by on this Caribbean blue dream
The most serene I'm no longer a teen
I don't have to be fake or create a fantasy
My reality is bliss when I'm puffin' on that kush
I'm crushin' all my enemies like I'm Trump with Jeb Bush
Ganja Gaiden is here now, you don't have to fear
Ganja Gaiden is here now, the Dankening is near
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The Art of the Ganja
02:36
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Catch me at the dumpsters up behind McDonald's smokin' dank kush with my main man Ronald
We working 5 days a week and we lighting up 7 so we gonna hit up that 7-11 and buy some shit for the weekend 'cause we're gonna wake and bake and not sleep in
I'm tired of this shit and I'm throwin fits if I don't got it, just hook me up with that chronic motherfuckers actin like they're surprised 'cause I'm a guy who likes guys but I still like to get fried and hang out with my GOBLINS
Puffin' on the OG mostly, all you bitches gotta know me
The Laked God returns, the Laked God returns
No greater wrath than a fag that's been spurned, the Laked God returns bitch
This Ganja Gaiden's long overdue, but through the power of Kek meme magic reunion of two
The Laked God and Yak right back on track, the fuckin yin and yang forget what we lack
It's the heavenly comeback of Laked God and Yak
We on the attack, yeah no time to hang back
We deserve a plaque like haters need a smack
So submit to our higher authority or get whacked
Clearly on another level, dilettantes feed off us like vultures
Bitches wanna know how we got to be so cultured
We take rips and read Dostoyevsky, while you're coughing like a mulcher
Shieeet I'm on a cloud, you can't touch me
Cause your moral imperative's just a shroud to hide your vacuity
I reject your fallacious casuistry, and embrace constructive ingenuity
Even if I'm getting high, at least I'm not engaged in your subversive fatuity
This Ganja Gaiden's long overdue, but through the power of Kek meme magic reunion of two
The Laked God and Yak right back on track, the fuckin yin and yang forget what we lack
You in the hood you hear clak clak
All you hear comin outta my amp is feedback
We getting hot like we in the outback, we punch through like a fullback, and we sippin on that cognac
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Sputnikmusicdotcom
02:25
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I take Marxists for tours of the pacific in my choppa
Physically remove ya like I'm Hoppe, pray I don't drop ya
Bitch we got our goy elected, a new age shall be erected
On the ruins of you faggot ass woman respecters
This is that Ganja Gaiden shit, cracka you know what it is
I see you actin like clowns while we be wearing the crown, bitch
Catch me esoterically removing myself from the physical plane
Chugging protein shakes to get them gains
Cool down with my main girl Mary Jane
Sputnimusicdotcom is for faggots
Low T cucks get under my boot like maggots
The first step into paradise is the recognition of sin
But you wack ass ni🅱🅱as remain in a spiritual tailspin
Sputnikmusicdotcom is for faggots
Low T cucks get under my boot like maggots
You know me as the Laked God right now I'm feeling baked god
The herb's just come around my block last night I confess it was a mindshock
There's good times and bad and I've lived 'em both, I don't blame people for not being able to help but the state of my mind sometimes goes to hell
Lonely so lonely the green fills the void, but there's a reality you just can't avoid so you can't help but feeling down and getting paranoid, lonely so lonely the green fills the void
Sputnikmusicdotcom is for faggots
These lousy cucks get under my boot like maggots
Sputnikmusicdotcom is for faggots
These lousy cucks get under my boot like maggots
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Thunder Perfect Blunt
02:40
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It's a glorious Thursday what's up with you man, I'm collapsed on my floor I'm seeing purple and blue man because this world is so ugly and crazy and to see it with clarity you gotta take a cosmic trip
Walkin' around jammin' Danny Brown brain's going on vacation, America's a sovereign nation and Rocket Man's got a plan, that's a suicide mission
My head is always hurting the brainwave is recurring
Once in a while it is my style to leave this world for 10 hours feel like I got superpowers it's the gift of the music, if you have it you must use it not my intent to abuse it
The bud that I love but I'm blazing every day living life my own way I'm on that honey badger mindset, I'm a street fighter throwing red pills at the blinded
We on that Olympian shit, emanating pure solar radiance
Our glory has no gradient
More patrician than Havey, bitch
I be puffin on that Thunder Perfect Blunt
When Kalki comes as Uncle A you best believe I'm on the battlefront
There are two paths that the soul can take
Hades or Valhalla you chthonic bastard, watchu gonna make of it
Two paths in the afterlife, so you better choose right
It's okay to be white
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Lose Your Mind
04:08
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Today I had sex wit a brown boy 'cause I'm so inclusive
Sometimes the truth seems so elusive
I'm a slave to my impulses, but I know what being woke is and I reject wholeheartedly your philosophy of hypocrisy
I only seek the truth I don't claim an ideology motherfucker, I ain't nobody's sucker going 100 down the highway I'm an ice road trucker
I know you want a party every day I used to want it that way back when I was 19 but I had to stop being a drama queen
I ain't a part of your scene or the LGBT
I can't assimilate into a hivemind mentality, it's not my personality bitch
And I can't hit no switch to turn off the pain in my brain
I just have to manage it with the cannabis I can handle it
We that fire and ice shit
That naughty and nice shit
That lingering thought in the back of your mind, bitch
That feeling when you know it's the end of the night, bitch
Don't let the bedbugs bite
We're gonna shake you awake, you groggy like a wake and bake
Our swag is rarer than the reddest steak, leave you salty like shake n bake
And I take one look at your sorry ass and say,
"I love you. Do you love me too?"
In a search for excellence, she hopped on this phallus of pestilence
Goddamn I love this decadence, Laked God and I are the best at this
Instinctive dissident business, just leave if you ain't with this
In the land of ganja gaiden, you're just an immigrant
Hey now you're an all star
Get your tits out, make my cock hard
Maybe one day you'll be on our level, but for now here's a postcard
We be up here prayin that Trump gonna pull out his trump card
I be prayyyyiiiiin on these plump ass buttttcheeeeeks
You know I be prayyyyiiiiiin
I'm gonna lose my mind tonight
That's okay, yeah that's alright
It's no different than any other day
Just gotta accept that I feel this way
Put on Ganja Gaiden when you don't know what to listen to
Laked God And Yak gonna bring the vibes, straight from our lives, we're givin it to you
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Kali Yuga Killaz
03:19
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You make me go crazy like a lovely lady, her face is so fine but I don't like the pussy
This beat is so bloody like when they're drippin' on their period, I won't apologize 'cause I'm fast and furious
Hardly bi-curious it's OK to be gay, and it's OK to smoke the weed every single day
I'm tripping off into space, I'm bout to lose my place because this shit's so fire that it's melting my face we got 10 more hours let me prove to the world outside this room I got superpowers, I'm watching meteor showers
lighting up my brain 'cause I'm going insane, so antifragile that I thrive on the pain
I know the name of the game, it isn't money or fame
I'm reaching for the cosmos and I feel no shame, I feel no shame
A Turbografx beat and two grade-A rappers, Laked God and Yak finna write another chapter
Any time any place yeah you know I'm gonna elevate, don't bring the hate just because you can't appreciate
Any time any place you know I'm gonna elevate
Virginia Woolf looks like a horse
I'd respond to her with force
In self defense of course
Sylvia Plath isn't good
I'd respect her if I could
So that she could embody womanhood
Women are intelligent and don't need to be mothers
That's why you should travel the world like Lauren Southern
Cake your face with make-up to be super traditional
If she breathe she a thot, that's unconditional
Girl you look like Freyja in that prairie dress
You probably wanna know how much I can bench press
You're definitely strong and don't want me to take the reigns
You definitely don't make me wish I was gay and had AIDS
Baby I've got the brawns and you've got the brains
Except your brain's filled with reality TV and champagne
All my gains are in vain, I'm like a slave to my vanity
I'm like a male thot, more effete than Sean Hannity
Every day we stray further from God
I'll ride the tiger while you ride on my rod
It's either play deadliest catch at a hot gay bar
Or find a loyal thicc bitch, and lay her flat like a sea star
We're the Kali Yuga Killaz and we're gonna elevate
I can tell you're in awe by the look on your face
We're the Kali Yuga Killaz and we're gonna elevate
Bitch, that's our fate
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7. |
40 Keks
02:30
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I'm in a permanent haze 'cause I'm constantly getting blazed
Reality is unreal it doesn't amaze me, there's nothing you can do that can phase me
All the people wanna save me from myself but I don't wanna be saved
I'ma throw a powerwave at the top of my game until the rules change
then I learn it again, and quickly demonstrate
When it feels like there's no way out, there's a way and if you get
asked "you wanna die today?"
Tell 'em "fuck you" and keep on walkin', the other day I bought a quad when I went out joggin'
That's how I roll in my noggin senses cloudy and foggin'
Don't give a shit then watch how I spit and flip on a dime
to the scene of the crime where I invented the rhyme that fuels my mind I can't believe it
I can't believe this shit man
If your favorite color's green then you know what I mean
I roam through the forest cause it's written in my genes
Verdant growth all around me, and all up in this blunt
Yak's resurgent and recurrent in the leaves like a serpent, yuh
And this flow runs on renewable energy
Love the Earth like the Nazis, serve up celery with Zyklon B
Hoes love it when Yak and Laked God stuntin'
Due to sociobiology beta cucks best be frontin'
Cause women want alpha genes to protect them in old age
So lift some weights, develop confidence, and make a high wage
1, 2, 3, 4, pardon me I'm just counting all these commies I abhor
Sinternet is gay, and God smited his chinThrow all that Chomsky in the bin, and go get butt-fucked in East Berlin
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Feelin Alright
02:52
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I'm feelin' alright like I can't touch the ground, got my body movin' to the sweet sweet sound of the reggae music that's how we're groovin, stay stocked on the sensi my brain won't be losin'
Back in 2014 got addicted to the green I turned to rap music becoming a fiend, I think you know what I mean, even the color of my walls is green brutha
No I could never love another, haven't touched a pussy since I came out my mother, Mary Jane the only girl that I need I got a guy on hold waiting for my seed
Everything all at once, that's your brain on LSD I've done it so many times I'm in a new reality
Got a new lease on life God has a plan for me and thee and we'll stay stocked on the weed
I'm like Lucifer Morningstar in my dreams running a dispensary
Hit me up we'll roll the fattest blunt you've ever seen
Laked God and Yak finna write the jams for tokin' time
Once it's been heard get out the word we got the rhyme that's sublime
Yeah I'm feeling alrightFeeling like the alt-right might collapse tonight and that's okay
You can't find the truth without metaphysics anyway
If there isn't love for the absolute in your heart, than you're kinda gay tbh
And I mean gay in like a "lame" kinda way
Never been one to hate, except for those who seek to annihilate
The natural diversity in the world, just like they killed off the Amalekites
What a virtuous tribe, spawn of the iron age
And I almost can't even hate their sandy plague
My friend, it's not that you hate jews, it's that you hate the jew inside of you
Let Krishna tell you the truth, you must poo inside the loo
The loo is where you empty all your suffering, and the poo is pain itself
Free yourself from the feces, and you will find new meaning
Once you've heard it, let out that turd bitch
Laked God and Yak gonna pull you back
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On This Vibe
03:31
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10. |
So Handsome
04:31
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Keep it blazing keep it faded really wanna stay sedated this addiction God I hate it this reality I made it myself, gotta keep your issues on the shelf
Clean up your room and clean up yourself before you judge me on my mental health
I'm a white asshole Haiti is a shithole choke out a fucking pitbull to get what I need, that's the herb with no seed the indica that's dense that's some quality green
The collie man from Chi-town fulfilling my dreams but that's just a daily need, I watched Jared Taylor debate Tariq Nasheed now I need something more than weed to keep me from going overboard on this white supremacy
Ethnostate of mind but I can't guarantee that the alt-right would accept the likes of me
Degenerate identity cultivated effortlessly over the years spent falling in love with men and herbal remedies
Keep it going full speed before I turn it over to Yak and leave
Got unfinished business in Bohemia 1403, I'm bout to kingdom come all over my jeans
It's okay to have a white identity calling me racist doesn't phase me
They taught you in school to hate yourself and your kind
They claimed pavlovian slavery is having an open mind
From the ground up, deracinate and gaslight, being white isn't alright, you made yourself into a catamite
And you've got no will to fight, a rebel for the system, you ain't a vanguard you're a parasite
Like the black Israelites said, DAS RITE
Like all sinners they yearn for what they fear, soon all their luxury and comfort disappears
When the paradigm collapses on itself, like a deer in the headlights you'll be blinded by the findings igniting your might that was slighted and blighted, they took advantage of your kindness
You may find this amusing, but it's your soul you've been abusing
Fallen so far into post-ironic nihilism your brain's become incapable of refusing the dopamine rush
Go to Blacked.com and bust a nut for the fifth time today
Embrace autogynephilia or just be gay
Except Ryan Faulk and Greg Johnson are okay
We've got an open mind, you can even be a quarter Japanese
Hell I know a quadroon in Eugene that's twice as hardcore as me
The whole is point is loving yourself and where you came from, your race isn't something to be ashamed of
That's your family, bruv, nothing immoral about it
Call me Jewlover9000 cause I got my more commies in my state than Sachsenhausen
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Laked God and Yak Valparaiso, Indiana
LAKED GOD & YAK are two chill dudes from Valparaiso, IN and Ashland, OR. They communicate through the Internet to make dope jams and spread positive vibes and words of wisdom with their amazing rap skills.
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